1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next 4-7 sentences on your LJ along with these instructions.
5.Don't you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest (unless it's too troublesome to reach and is really heavy. Then go back to step 1). k
6. Tag five people. no
-opens book, tosses aside- THERE IS NO PAGE 123 ;___; -searches- ah
"And now I, Jacob, spake many more things unto the people of Nephi, 'warning them against fornication and lasciviousness, and every kind of sin, telling them the awful consequences of them. And a hundredth part of the proceedings of this people, which now began to be numerous, cannot be written upon these plates; but many of their proceedings are written upon the larger plates, and their wars, and their contentions, and the reigns of their kings. These plates are called the plates of Jacob and they were made by the hand of Nephi. And I make an end of speaking these words."
YOU WILL GET PREGNANT AND DIElmfao it's from some Mormon bible we stole from a motel
ate a bunch at mom's place. it was still kind of depressing and weird though. :( dumbshit Joe's dumbshit daughter was there lol, I wanted to kick her. children =___='' the food was good though. wasn't the same however. D: poor mom x_x
-woke up from brief nap- I have to read a book tonight 8| "Cold Sassy Tree" it's interesting but it's...long. still, an easy read. I am thirsty. maybe dad can get me some a my drinks. and a pomegranate *_* ...yeah I'll probably awake for like eight hours or something
/went to store
/eats
limegrapepop
MMM *_* I will keep my mood though because it's cute
claire is not here again
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERRRR